I like Bananas COCA-nuts and grapes

One of our easiest songs (featured at COCA 2009 and sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic"):

I like bananas, COCA-nuts and grapes
I like bananas, COCA-nuts and grapes
I like bananas, COCA-nuts and grapes
That's why they call me Tarzan of the Apes

(2nd verse: Repeat and eliminate "grapes," substituting a muscular pose and a beastly "UNH!")
(3rd verse: Repeat and replace "COCA-nuts and grapes" with TWO poses and "UNH"s)
(4th verse: Repeat and replace all three fruits with THREE different poses and "UNH"s)